Part of my success is because I'm very old-fashioned.

For some strange reason I can put five bullets into that red thing in the middle of the target.

My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out.

The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate... entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better.

The time has come when women should pay for a gigolo. Why should only rich men have young, beautiful women? Rich women should have young, beautiful men.

Part of my success is because I'm very old-fashioned.

Don't stint on foreplay - or afterplay. Be inventive!