My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out.

For some strange reason I can put five bullets into that red thing in the middle of the target.

Don't share your fantasies unless you're sure your partner really wants to hear them.

Sex is still the most interesting subject under the sun. People will say my wife is too tired or my husband is too tired, and I listen and I say 'go for help.'

In the Jewish tradition of the Bible it says, "Speak to her softly, so that she will want to engage in sexual activity." In today's world, there's a little bit of a danger in that people don't really talk to each other. You see couples walking in the street, each one of them texting someone else. That worries me.

It's pornography for me only when it involves violence or children.

Don't stint on foreplay - or afterplay. Be inventive!