ComicsAlliance asked if I wanted to do some holiday comics using a new layout and I said ‘HELLO, NEVER IN MY NEAR-DECADE OF MAKING COMICS HAVE I EVER DONE THIS, so actually I’m really glad you asked!’

Failure is just success rounded down.

Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE