Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.