Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.

I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.