Every time I've gotten myself into trouble, it's because I'm choosing a project based on a long-term career goal as opposed to something that speaks to me at the moment.

I'm like the queen of planning and scheduling and I'm trying very hard to stop it.

Even if my father wasn't speaking to me, he would never, ever miss a baseball game.

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.

As a kid, I think I wanted to be the on-set dresser for 'Charlie's Angels'. My goals weren't lofty. No. I just wanted to someday quit my paper round and that was about it.

If you have a dishonest moment, you're going to lose the audience. So I had to not only light myself in the scenes.

A producer is someone who actually calls the shots. An executive producer is just a guy that eats more food at craft service.