Mostly birthmarks is what I learned about Sandra Bullock that I wasn't aware of.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

I'm pretty good at surprising friends and family with gifts. I tend to go towards the more sentimental side of giving.

When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.

Anyplace of work where you have a cross section of work, you have mini-ecosystem. A little representation of what the planet is. You have the Alpha Dog. You have the young ones, the old ones. The pissed off one. The quiet one.

I don't know if you've ever had insomnia, but it's a really terrible feeling when it's days and weeks on end. It was kind of awful.

Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up.