I firmly believe that you can't manufacture chemistry with anyone, let alone a kid.

When I first moved to Los Angeles I came down there on a wing and a prayer in a way. I had about six weeks worth of money to make it there and that was just from doing a couple of episodes of the X-Files just to finance that trip. I got there and it is either you got to hit it or you got to go and, thankfully, I found a job.

Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate.

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.

Any great director is also someone who is incredibly intelligent about whom they hire around them.

I think we can all use a little more patience. I get a little impatient sometimes and I wish I didn't. I really need to be more patient.

If you have a dishonest moment, you're going to lose the audience. So I had to not only light myself in the scenes.