I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults.

I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.

I truly would love to be a designer-label girl, but I am very much High Street.

The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.

My mum's from Yorkshire and my parents aren't snotty or posh - they're very hard workers, both of them.

I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration.