I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults.

I don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.

A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.

Its quite confusing being one of the less wealthy people at a posh place.

I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders.

My mum's from Yorkshire and my parents aren't snotty or posh - they're very hard workers, both of them.

I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea.