I start the day with the intention of doing 4,000 sit-ups but then have to work.

I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.

The children break all my jewelry, so everything I wear is cheap - from Topshop or Dorothy Perkins.

I don't leave London, really, and I don't do theatre, because I want to put the kids to bed.

I've got a great relationship with my dad, but I can imagine how annoying it would be if I had to move back into his house.

A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.

Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept saying I was smiling, which is against the rules. I was not smiling.