Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Salvador Dali.
A true artist is not one who is inspired, but one who inspires others.
For me, love must be ugly, looks must be divine, and death must be beautiful.
Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.
People love mystery, and that is why they love my paintings.
The sole difference between myself and a madman is the fact that I am not mad.