The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.

I'd say that golf is about 75% mental. If your state of mind gets out of kilter, you're worse off than a tomcat floating on a log.

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.