What did I want with prestige? The British Open paid the winner $600 in American money. A man would have to be two hundred years old at that rate to retire from golf.
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease.
The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning...and Ben Hogan.
When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.