If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

I give the ball some sweet talk. I tell it that this isn't going to hurt a bit. I'm a friend and all I'm going to do is give it a nice little ride.

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.

You have more potential than you think.

When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose.

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.