The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning...and Ben Hogan.
What did I want with prestige? The British Open paid the winner $600 in American money. A man would have to be two hundred years old at that rate to retire from golf.
When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.
Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird.
I give the ball some sweet talk. I tell it that this isn't going to hurt a bit. I'm a friend and all I'm going to do is give it a nice little ride.