The only reason I ever played in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.
That little white ball is always staring back at you, daring you to make a mistake.
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.
I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.
The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.