The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.
Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.
You have more potential than you think.
What abandoned course is that?