The only reason I ever played in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.
The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.
Make the basic shot-making decision early, clearly and firmly, and then ritualize all the necessary acts of preparation.