The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.

I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants.

The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning...and Ben Hogan.

A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver.

What abandoned course is that?

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.

I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.