If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.

Good golfing temperament falls between taking it with a grin or shrug and throwing a fit.

Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants.

I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.