If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

I hope I'll never get too old to want to take part in this event, and I don't think I will ever age that much.

I give the ball some sweet talk. I tell it that this isn't going to hurt a bit. I'm a friend and all I'm going to do is give it a nice little ride.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.