These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.

I was a better player at 50 than I was at 30.

Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.

Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.

That little white ball is always staring back at you, daring you to make a mistake.