'You know Bobby, when I was your age I'd drive the ball right over those trees at the corner.' Feeling challenged Mr. Cole hit a big driver right into those big trees. Snead then said 'Of course, when I was your age, those trees were only 10 feet high.'

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning...and Ben Hogan.

Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away.

I give the ball some sweet talk. I tell it that this isn't going to hurt a bit. I'm a friend and all I'm going to do is give it a nice little ride.

When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.