Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

Over the years I've studied the habits of golfers. I know what to look for. Watch their eyes. Fear shows up when there is an enlargement of the pupils. Big pupils lead to big scores.

If I could have shot 69 in the last round every time, I would have won nine U.S. Opens. Nine!

What abandoned course is that?

I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.