Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Those who go along get along.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.