Don't just play your way around the course. Think your way around way around the course.

There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver.

The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

To be consistently effective, you must put a certain distance between yourself and what happens to you on the golf course. This is not indifference, it's detachment.