Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
What abandoned course is that?
When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.
Good golfing temperament falls between taking it with a grin or shrug and throwing a fit.
Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird.
There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.