The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.
The only reason I ever played in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
Most people who play golf have one big trouble: they think too much. To get any real mileage out of this game you've got to sit on your imagination.
The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.
There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.