Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird.

When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.

Those who go along get along.

Make the basic shot-making decision early, clearly and firmly, and then ritualize all the necessary acts of preparation.

Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

If I could have shot 69 in the last round every time, I would have won nine U.S. Opens. Nine!