I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants.
You have more potential than you think.
Golf is played with the arms.
The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.
Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.
A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver.