The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.
Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.
Practice puts brains in your muscles.
Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.
The only reason I ever played in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake.