The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.
Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.