Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.

Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

I shot a wild elephant in Africa thirty yards from me, and it didn't hit the ground until it was right at my feet. I wasn't a bit scared. But a four foot putt scares me to death.

No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

Correct one fault at a time. Concentrate on the one fault you want to overcome.