The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.
Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.
Practice your swing until it becomes a habit of mind and muscle.