I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.

Golf is played with the arms.

Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.