I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.
What abandoned course is that?
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because to quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.
That little white ball is always staring back at you, daring you to make a mistake.
Forget your opponents; always play against par.
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.