These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.
What did I want with prestige? The British Open paid the winner $600 in American money. A man would have to be two hundred years old at that rate to retire from golf.
The only thing I fear on a golf course is lightning...and Ben Hogan.
Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away.
Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.