If I could have shot 69 in the last round every time, I would have won nine U.S. Opens. Nine!
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.
Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.
A bad putter is like a bad apple in a barrel. First, it turns your chipping game sour. Then it begins to eat into your irons and finally it just cleans the head off your driver.