You have more potential than you think.
Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.
When I ask you what club to use, look the other way and don't answer.
Most people who play golf have one big trouble: they think too much. To get any real mileage out of this game you've got to sit on your imagination.
The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.
Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.