Most people who play golf have one big trouble: they think too much. To get any real mileage out of this game you've got to sit on your imagination.

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird.

What did I want with prestige? The British Open paid the winner $600 in American money. A man would have to be two hundred years old at that rate to retire from golf.

Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.

I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.

Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.