There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

I am a cookbook fanatic.

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

I don't read anything about myself.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.

Nobody wants to have things blurted at them.