Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

It's very disconcerting to have a camera shoved in your face. It's really discombobulating. If you're the least bit nervous you forget what you just said, you can't find your way through, you can't follow the logic of your own statements sometimes. It's a weird sensation. And I think that really helps to lock people in place.

I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing for better or worse, and have been lucky enough to be able to perform ever since.

If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.