Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.
Samantha BeeI grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.
Samantha BeeSex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!
Samantha BeeIt's very Canadian of me - or maybe it's more the Catholic schoolgirl in me - but I always really want to do a good job.
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