If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

I don't read anything about myself.

Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.