I'm not even reading about the U.S. election, I'm just totally involved in the Canadian one.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions.