You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

Nobody wants to have things blurted at them.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

It's weird how you can make people feel comfortable, and then ask them an uncomfortable question, but it doesn't ruin their day.

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself.