I don't feel intimidated by any of the people I'm talking to or the situations I find myself in. I just try to make my nana proud.

Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to express itself. I don't model it after anyone in particular. Who would be like that? Who? I wouldn't want to meet that person. I wouldn't want to be interviewed by that person, I can tell you that.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

When you can agree on one thing, you should have no expectation that suddenly a person is converted to your way of thinking. You have to be willing to be frustrated constantly.

I find Donald Trump so haphazard, and that keeps me up at night.