You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years.

President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look like, but we will survive it.

Sometimes you're just interviewing someone and you're thinking the entire time, How can I get through this really quickly? Because I know this isn't gonna make it. This person is either too long-winded or deathly boring, or they don't have the point of view that supports what you're trying to do in the piece. Or often people misrepresent themselves on the phone - what they're willing to say to you then, they're not willing to say in person.

A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself.

I don't feel like any of the things we're talking about are going to make the world end.

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.