Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give me a strong enough vision of what that world looks like.

I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to express itself. I don't model it after anyone in particular. Who would be like that? Who? I wouldn't want to meet that person. I wouldn't want to be interviewed by that person, I can tell you that.

President Trump - God forbid - the country will be okay, I promise. I don't know exactly what the country will look like, but we will survive it.

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.