I don't think that comedy is going to affect or change anything. I remember back in 2004 people were like, "How does it feel knowing that you're going to be part of the shifting tide in the political system?" And in the end nothing changed, and we weren't part of anything. And we're not happy anywhere. I think we're kind of hoping, obviously, but it didn't really have a great impact on people.

I'm not even reading about the U.S. election, I'm just totally involved in the Canadian one.

I don't read anything about myself.

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

I take my citizenship extremely seriously. I find myself drawn to the Constitution more and more with each passing day of Donald Trump's presidency.

Nobody wants to have things blurted at them.