It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly unqualified person who goes on to become a Vice Presidential candidate in a hotly contested presidential race. With hilarious results. They must be so bummed.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

More people need to inhabit this world.

I don't read anything about myself.