If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

I don't feel intimidated by any of the people I'm talking to or the situations I find myself in. I just try to make my nana proud.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

Nobody wants to have things blurted at them.