I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

It's fun to be surrounded by people that you love.

I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.

The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him.

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to express itself. I don't model it after anyone in particular. Who would be like that? Who? I wouldn't want to meet that person. I wouldn't want to be interviewed by that person, I can tell you that.