Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to express itself. I don't model it after anyone in particular. Who would be like that? Who? I wouldn't want to meet that person. I wouldn't want to be interviewed by that person, I can tell you that.

I was brought up to question things, but I was always a really quiet and shy child.

You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years.

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

Nobody wants to have things blurted at them.

More people need to inhabit this world.