I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing for better or worse, and have been lucky enough to be able to perform ever since.

There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

When you can agree on one thing, you should have no expectation that suddenly a person is converted to your way of thinking. You have to be willing to be frustrated constantly.

You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a civil dialogue, it's a much smoother road to compromise. The key thing to remember is it's a daily practice.

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.