Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

And, after all, the Athanasian Creed is light and comprehensible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.

The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo not for a man.