For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo not for a man.
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"
People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.