God cannot alter the past, though historians can.

The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.

The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.

Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.

We all like to forgive, and love best not those who offend us least, nor who have done most for us, but those who make it most easy for us to forgive them.

Don't learn to do, but learn in doing.

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.