God cannot alter the past, though historians can.

He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us.

To give pain is the tyranny; to make happy, the true empire of beauty.

Justice while she winks at crimes, Stumbles on innocence sometimes.

Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.

If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wait till he has done this before paying much attention to him.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.