All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

Words are like money; there is nothing so useless, unless when in actual use.

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.

Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since.

Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.

All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor.